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Radio DJ Chicago Bears Autobiography

Hi Pete, You may not remember me, but I had been on WCKG-fm 105.9 radio station about 5 times in the last couple years.  Although I had never sought or solicited the publicity, I was always willing to go along with the ideas cause I realize it takes a lot of people and lots of ideas to fill the radio shows, tv shows, movies, internet, newspapers, etc. I may not have time to e-mail you further, cause I don’t want to give my time to computers anymore, although I’m a pioneer on computers. It’s only two years old and is worthless; and so is the software with viruses.  I’d like to throw it in the ocean and let the intelligent porpoises use it.  A computer has no feelings, so heart, no soul, no energyIf you want to delete this message or not respond, that’s ok, cause I’m sure you get many, many.  So the most important question I have is for you “What radio station are you on?”.  Please do not reply to this e-mail.  Again, do not reply to this e-mail, I’m at work.  If you have time, just send a quick e-mail to queenofkaraoke@prodigy.net with the station, days and times that you are on.  Since I sing and dance to over 2002 songs I need and like to promote the new songs along with the ones that I do at the Karaoke Bars, or Taste of Chicago or wherever I’m performing.  Just to refresh your memory who I am.  First I’ve been on TV and radio over 200 times in the last couple years.Jerry Springer (sang a love song to him, he sang a love song to me), Jenny Jones, (She literally gave me her whole show as Barbie Doll Queen of Karaoke), VH1-“Bands on the Run”, Wild Chicago, Fox TV, Sang with the Chicago Bears, First time fund raiser consisting of my singing “Vogue” with James Allen.  I do have a little story behind this.  I called Cubby Bear’s promoter for this event last year.  I told her I dress very sexy and would that be ok to wear my Madonna costume.  She was thrilled.  But when I showed up looking like Madonna (older and no surgeries) she got mad and said “You can’t go sing with the Bears dressed like that.  I was PAYING $100.00 and being a new secretary that is a fortune for me.  But I taught my son, Paul, football, my brother Eddie Novak received an award from Notre Dame four years in a row as the most valuable all around player in high school (football, baseball, etc.).  This meant a lot to me.  So lucky I had three other costumes.  So I changed into my Marilyn Monroe Costume, long dress, cleavage, but kept my long white fur coat covering my body.  When I went on the side to watch the Karaoke singers, I start dancing below, but deliberately not in the VIP with the Bears, (although I dated Bob Avellini and know Mike Ditka well and have sung many times at Iron Mike’s, I’m the female Elvis’a, (the glamourous one) and have sung “American Pie” when I was the Karaoke Jockey there with the audience.  Also, was the “Queen of Karaoke” in the St. Patrick’s day Parade and the next year Lady Leprechaun.  ANyway, I have to type fast to send a fax for my boss we are both on the same line.  So back to singing with the Bears.  When I was dancing down below, the whole section kept begging me to go on stage.  My body was covered so after they kept asking over and over I got on stage with the Karaoke singers and start dancing.  The owner and promoter immediately came up and told me to get off the stage or they were going to ask me to leave.  It was the PEOPLE I was trying to please.  I wasn’t drunk or on drugs.  You know, Pete, remember I was at the Hyatt when you had the 2000 Millenium Radio show.  Your manager asked me to bring in the New Year, with your radio show.  I was the blond bartender who lost her singing voice the night before at a Karaoke Bar, singing Prince’s “1999”.  2000 zero zero party over oops out of time, so tonight I’m going to party like its 1999.  Remember when I got you a beer and you said “Run Barbie Run”  Of course you don’t remember, why would you, you meet a lot of people.  So I quietly told the manager to put me up right away.  Since people were coming up to ask for my autograph and ladies wanted me to take pictures with their children, cause she wanted her 2 year old girl to dance like me, and I’m dancing with the fellows, (good for business, since most girls won’t patronize the male customers), I said I would like to leave asap. But only after I sang with a Chicago Bear.  They still kept me around for 20 minutes or so and when I went to sing “Vogue”, and she (the promoter actually asked me to take my coat off, so I guess they got over the exposed breast cleavage) but she wouldn’t let me sing with a Bear.  So I believe it was James Allen, (I’m not sure) and I begged him quietly not to leave the stage and sing with me and fulfill my dream.  I should have asked for my $100.00 back and went home, but this meant I wouldn’t get to sing at all.  So James Allen picked up on it, (Brian Urlacher was there too, Wow! what a Thrill).  So we did “Vogue” itwas so much fun cause along with singing to the audience, I sang to him, especially the words, “You’re a superstar, that’s what you are you know it”.  You know, build his confidence.  Well, the crowd liked it, and it made Fox News, although they wouldn’t let me get on stage for the final song, and almost everyone in the bar on stage, except me.  Also, after I sang for the millenium for your radio show you asked me to sing on the air, before I went on Jenny Jones.  So the day before I went on I sang on the air “1999”.  The guys at Jilly’s on Rush said they liked it, I don’t know, I never heard it.  Also, when I was at Cinco de Mayo at Blue Agave I sang Tina Turner’s the Best for your station.  When I was at the Drake, your station asked me to sing “Believe” by Cher, which I did accapello.  My church broadcasts on WCKG on Sunday morning so I felt a sort of kinship.  I was asked to sing on WSCR (was on that station too as female Elvis) to sing (I change the words around) from Teddy Bear by Elvis to “Oh let me be a Chicago Bear, put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere, oh let me be (with) a Chicago Bear!”.  I know we e-mailed at the beginning, but since I’ve designed and sewed 37 costumes, in the last few years and work 6 days a week, (legal secretary), have been unable to say hello since.  I won’t bother you after this and if you want to see me there are still a lot of Karaoke shows “Models on Parade” on cable access.  If there is a lady with a costume (sexy) it’s me.  The show gets a little naughty, but I guess naughty is nice.

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